Quotes that make us laugh...

Moo, after exiting a cornfield: "I forgot corn was so scratchy!"
Uncommitted: "The sad thing is you said 'I forgot' instead of 'I didn't know'!"

Stranger to Firecracker: "And how old are you?" (in a 'you look like a sweet little girl' voice)
Firecracker: "Um, 30."
Strange woman: "Oh! You look like you're 12!"